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Vintage Limited Edition "Pig & Rooster" Legend Tattoo T-Shirt
from $17.50
The legend of Pig & Rooster goes wayback in the elusive and mystical history of Navy Sailor tattoos. Sailors would get tattoos to signify places they've been, lengths of time at sea, associations, etc. This practice dates back to the 16th century. Some would typically get a tattoo of a pig on their left knee and a tattoo of a rooster on their right knee. The fabled saying went "Pig on the knee, safety at sea, Cock on the right, never lose a fight". We are proud to present this limited Edition Tee to commemorate this noble tradition and the culture where it started. Thank you for your service! T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this Vintage Limited Edition Tee stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

 

 
The "Fau Chi" Short Sleeved Unisex T-Shirt
from $18.99

On June 9, 2021, The “And We Know” channel on Rumble News featured Mick's meme "The Mystical Art Of Confusion Called Fau Chi". Watch it at the 33:20 marker. Well, it went viral! Mick thought it was only fitting that the relevant meme be memorialized in a T-Shirt. Satire at it's best... Wear it to show off your sense of humor!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

The "Fau Chi" Mystical Mug with Color Inside
$12.50

On June 9, 2021, The “And We Know” channel on Rumble News featured Mick's meme "The Mystical Art Of Confusion Called Fau Chi". Watch it at the 33:20 marker. Well, it went viral! Mick thought it was only fitting that the relevant meme be memorialized in a mug. Satire at it's best... Sip your fave drink from it to show off your sense of humor!

Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.

• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

"Gypsy Soul" Women's Tee
from $18.00
Everyone of us has a little Gypsy in us and this psychedelic hippie throwback Tee is perfect for a road trip... Or maybe a different kind of trip... That'll be up to you! PEACE!

A heavy cotton, classic fit ladies scoop neck t-shirt.

• 100% cotton jersey
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (179.7 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Feminine cut
• Near-capped sleeves
• Mid-scoop neck
• ½ rib double needle collar
• Missy contoured silhouette with side seam
"That's The Way I Roll" Gypsy Soul Mug with Color Inside
$12.99
Everyone of us has a little Gypsy in us and this psychedelic hippie throwback mug is perfect for a road trip... Or maybe a different kind of trip... "That's The Way I Roll" Gypsy Soul... PEACE!

Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.

• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
"I'm Glad He's Gone" Unisex T-Shirt
from $18.99
Mick's sense of humor is alive and well with this Tee. It's based on a Sitcom short he saw on TV...LOL So, he decided to make a Tee that says it! "I'm Glad He's Gone Fishing"!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
"I'm Glad He's Gone" Fishing Camp Mug with Color Inside
$12.99
Mick's sense of humor is alive and well with this mug. It's based on a Sitcom short he saw on TV, LOL So, he decided to make a Tee that says it! "I'm Glad He's Gone Fishing"! (the guy's t-shirt usually says "I'd rather be fishing".)

Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.

• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
"Punch It I Know The Road" Women's Racerback Tank
from $22.50
Mick had a roadie back in the day who used the term "Punch It I Know The Road" while they were on tour driving around the country. It became such a mantra that he wanted to memorialize the phrase in a tee. Very fitting!

Rock an edgy look with this relaxed fit, raw-edged seamed racerback tank. Bonus? It's super soft and comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128 g/m²)
• 40 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Racerback
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Mexico, or the US